I wondered if it would be possible to date a minor internet celebrity, and so Julia Allison & I began dating. It was clear from the start that very few of our interests aligned, and that while I was interested in the challenge for the challenges sake, we were not a very good match at all. Conversation was always strained. Still, for some reason we both continued to date (casually).
At some point, we were forced into taking standardized testing. The test consisted of four essays. Julia completed all four and was awarded high marks. I thought I had completed all four, but was only awarded points for two essays, which effectively failed me. Only later had I discovered that one of the other test takers, who was mentally challenged and immoral, had signed his name to the top of my tests. After a lengthy argument, I convinced the test giver, who finally attributed the work to me. I presented my modified score to Julia, but she was already convinced I was intellectually inferior. Still, for some reason, our casual dating continued.
We traveled together to a condo I owned on an island. The condo was clearly beyond my means. I caught Julia on the phone with her management, and discovered that the reason she ‘pushing’ through our awkward dating was that she was undercover and working a story about illegal ownership of property on the island. It seemed I had the connection that would begin her journey to the top. I offered to help her see this through.
